Chico says the damndest things!
- "You get in free.. You get food!" - Chico Resch on his career as colour commentator.
- "Looks like there's going to be a too many men on the ice penalty, or an illegal line change. Oh, my mistake, it's an icing call."
- "Owww, Doc. It caught'em right in the pants area."
- "That puck would have been in the net if it hadn't been saved."
- "If I wasn't talking, I wouldn't know what to say."
- "Hockey is the only job I know where you get paid to have a nap on the day of the game."
- "Hockey is not a sport - it's a disease."
- "Whatever he has, he can pull you in. It's sort of like ice cream. I know I shouldn't eat ice cream, but I get pulled in." - Chico Resch on Sean Avery
- "The only thing I like more than a stack of pads is a stack of pancakes"
- "Hubba Hubba! What a save by Brodeur with the big left mitt!"
- "No penalty. Oh good I got time to tell my story cuz it's a good one...No I don't, we're going to a commercial."
- "He's used to all kinds of rubber flying at him" - Chico Resch on Ryan Miller
- “Jagr’s upset… He couldn't get it up”
